Oh, darlin' 『哦，亲爱的』
I love you in the mornin' 『我爱你在清晨 』
I love you in the afternoon 『我爱你在黄昏』
Chuck, you know I love you. Chuck，你知道我爱你
Of course, Betty I love you too. 当然，Betty 我也爱你
And I know I've made you wait a long time. 我也知道让你等得太久了
Yeah A long time. 是太久了
Well, tonight, that all ends. 那么，就让过去一切 在今晚结束吧
What do you mean 什么意思？
Chuck... Chuck……
tonight is the night I'm going to give myself to you. 今晚我是你的人了
I'm ready to take things to the next level. 我已经准备好进入下一阶段了
Are you sure We're gonna do it 你确定？我们要做那个了？
All right. 没错
Whoa, darlin' 『哇喔，亲爱的』
Whatever I have to do 『不管要我做些什么』
Oh, pretty baby 『哦，亲爱的宝贝』
How I'm in love with you 『我是和你如此相爱』
That was awesome. 那太刺激了
Yeah. 没错
But... 但是……
now that my virginity is behind us, 现在我们都已经破处了
I think I'm ready to take things to the next level. 我想我已经准备好进入下一阶段了
What do you mean I thought we just did. 你说什么？ 我们刚刚才做完
Come on, Chuck, don't be coy. 来吧，Chuck 别害羞
You know what I mean. 你知道我的意思
Anal 从后面
Seriously 说真的？
Yeah I love you, Chuck, and I know you love me 是的，我爱你，Chuck 我知道你也爱我
And that's why I want you to stick it in my ass 这就是为什么我让你进入我的菊花
Giddy up, horsey 『骑上摇摆的小马』
Come on, let go 『加油，上吧』
Yeah 耶
Who's riding your pony 『谁骑在你的身上』
Horny pony 『挑逗你的小马』
Oh, yeah 哦，天啊
They've seldom seen of your contemptuous greed 『他们都不曾见过 你的轻狂和欲望』
Wow 哇哦
I know. 我知道
That fucking ruled! 干的好爽
But 但是
But what 但是什么？
Well 好吧
it's just now that the ass sex is in the bag 刚刚我们已经体验过肛交了
I think we're ready to take things to the next level 我想我们已经准备好进入下一阶段了
What other level is there 还有别的阶段吗？
Get an extension cord 拿一根长绳来
Next level! 下一阶段！
Who are they! 他们是谁！？
Next level! 下一阶段！
Ohh! 哦！
Next level! 下一阶段！
No more levels! 到此为止了！
I'll be right back 我马上就回来
Maybe I rushed things 也许我有点搞过头了
Sex me up and I'll sex you down 『你让我疯狂，我让你娇爽』
Whatever you want is my command 『你想怎么样，我就怎么上』
I'm into S and M, I lead the butcher farm 『我要打到你爽，你是待宰羔羊』
And now don't you understand, I'm into any ma'am 『现在你会知道，我会如痴如狂』
Sex me up and I'll sex you down 『你让我疯狂，我让你娇爽』
I get on the floor, I'll turn around 『压我在地上，转身搞一场』
Get on my hands and knees, on your command I'll freeze 『抓住我的手脚，让我虚脱倾倒』
I hope this never cease, come get me, won't you please 『快感永不终止，希望一直如此』
But she won't hold me and she won't squeeze me 『但她不再要我，她不再索取我』
From what she told me, she'd never please me 『从此以后她不再取悦我』
But she won't hold me and she won't squeeze me 『但她不再要我，她不再索取我』
From what she told me, she'd only tease me 『从此以后她只会嘲笑我』
She said 『她说』
I said 『我说』
Sex me up and I'll sex you down 『你让我疯狂，我让你娇爽』
Remember, students, it's Sexual Awareness Month. 记住，同学们 这个月是性体验月
Gentlemen, pick up your free condoms in the gym, 男士们，到体育馆去领取免费避孕套
- and ladies, lubricant is available... - I got laid last night - 而女士们，可以得到润滑油 - 我昨晚刚爽过
- Same chick as the night before - Are you crazy - 还是上次那个鸡？ - 你疯了吗？
I can't have the same chick comin' around two nights in a row 我怎么可能连续两晚 叫同一个鸡
That's bordering on a relationship I like to play the field 那简直就是在搞对象了 我不过是玩玩而已
See, this is exactly what I don't understand How does he do it 看，我真的不知道他到底怎么做到的？
He just goes out and gets it done, man, 他不过就是敢去搞而已，老兄
that's how he does it 那就是他怎么做到的
You can't sit around and wait for Santa to bring you some ass 你不能坐等圣诞老人
under the tree 给你在圣诞树下放些小屁股
Dude, how psyched are you for first period 老兄，你第一学期的心理学怎么样
- Mr. Matthews' sex-ed class - Man, that dude's a total freak - Matthews 先生的性教育课 - 伙计，那家伙是个变态
I can抰 wait to go in there and talk about all the ass we've slammed 我可不想整天坐在那谈论搞过多少屁股
It's gonna be awesome, bro 那太刺激了，老兄
No doubt, bro 那当然了，老兄
I can't take this class 我不想去上那门课
Why not 为什么不？
Why not Did you not just hear that conversation 为什么不？你没听见他们说的吗？
" -How much ass we've slammed" - Yeah, bro “ - 我们搞过多少屁股？ - 没错，兄弟
Exactly The class is just gonna be with a bunch of pervs 那课堂上都是一堆变态
who are open about their sex lives, and frankly, I don't have one 整天和别人公开讨论自己的性经验
That's sad You're not bad-lookin' And your legs work 太可惜了，你长得不差 腿也没瘸
I'm not gonna have sex with just anybody, 我可不想随便找个人就做
I know that抯 what you are thinking right now 我知道你们俩现在在想什么
Sorry, not gonna happen 抱歉，你还没准备好
Doesn't have to be just anybody Look. Look, look 不准备随便找个人 看，看那
How about you start off with a nice little virgin like Betty 你觉得从像 Betty 这样的纯情小处女 开始下手会不会好点？
Hey, Betty 嗨，Betty
Okay, everyone, bring it on in, 好了，大家注意了
we got a lot to do, and little time to cover it 我们有很多事情要做，时间紧迫
I can feel the sexuality brewin' in here already 我能感觉到这里弥漫着性欲的气味
- Oh, no Stacy's in this class - What do you mean, "Oh, no" - 哦，不，Stacy 也上这门课？ - 你什么意思，“哦，不？”
You've been trying to tap that since fifth grade 你从五年级开始就一直这么说了
This is an opportunity You're in a class with her 现在在一起上课正是好机会
Go talk to her! 去和她聊聊！
- What would I say - Listen, all a girl wants - 我该说什么？ - 听着，所有的女孩都希望
is for you to be yourself So do that... be yourself 你能表现出自我 所以，只要做你自己
Or just shake your dick at her You know, whatever feels right 或者把你的小弟弟在她面前晃晃 不管怎么样都行
- Hello - Hello - 你好 - 你好
Hey, Stacy 嗨，Stacy
Looks like we're gonna be having sex together 看上去我们已经准备好一起性交了
What! 什么！？
Ed S... class Sex-ed class together 交……体验……课 一起上性交体验课
I'm sorry, I just... y'know Whoo! 抱歉，我只是……你知道 噜噜噜噜！
Bye 再见
Yeah... talk to ya later 好的……过会见
My name is Mr. Matthews 我的名字是 Matthews 先生
First off, there's no teachers in here... 首先，这里没有什么老师……
just a bunch of people exploring their sexuality 只有一堆人在探讨他们的性经验
Right So once you enter through that door, 没错吧？一旦你进了这个门
you're comin' through a No Bullshit zone 你将会爽到他妈的妙不可言
That's right... I said "bullshit" 没错，我是说“他妈的”
Huh We're keepin' it real in here, people 哈？我在这里要求你们保持真实
Fart, fuck, shit, cock, ass, cunty cunt! 屁、操、屎、鸡巴、屁股、阴道！
All rightie 好了
Now, listen up Teen sexuality is a living, breathing thing, 现在听着，年轻人的性交 就像呼吸一样平常
and we're gonna explore that concept from every different angle 我们要做好多方面判断问题的准备
we can get our greasy little hands on 我们要一点点的探索
And you're gonna share I'm gonna share right now 现在你我都准备好分享自己的经历
Hell, I've had sex with koi fish 我他妈的干过一条鲤鱼
There, I've said it 没错，我就是这个意思
Sometimes you find me naked down at the bottom of a fun-ball pool 有时你会看到我裸体躺在
at your local fast food restaurant 离你家边快餐店不远的小池塘里
True story 这是真的
Okay, let's do a little role-playing exercise in here 好，现在我们来做点角色扮演练习
I want each and every one of you 我希望你们每个人都参与其中
to decide that you're gonna have sex with someone 选择一个你在第一次经历时
for the very first time 想做爱的对象
Okay, partner up, people! 好了，大家开始找到你的搭档！
Stacy needs a partner Seize the day, bro Stacy 需要一个搭档 兄弟，快上啊
Hell, screw the day Seize the booty 快他妈的去占有她
That's a good union there I like that I saw that when I came in 看来大家都找到伴了 我就希望看到这个情景
- Mr. Matthews - Yes - Matthews 先生？ - 怎么了
I don't think there's any girls left 我想可能没有什么女生剩下了
Mike, human sexuality isn't always between man and woman Mike，人类的性交不一定 发生在男人和女人之间
Stand up, Doug 站好，Doug
Class, I'd like to introduce you to our first gay couple... 同学们，我很高兴向你们介绍 班上第一对同性恋情侣……
Mike and Doug Mike 和 Doug
Now, just because they'll be experimenting with 现在，不要因为他们缺少经验
man-on-man lovemaking and assorted humbuggery, 不知道怎么样与男人做爱 以及插入菊花
don't treat 'em any differently 就嘲笑他们
Mike, I think you're gonna be on bottom Mike，我觉得你适合在下面做受
Okay 好的
I'll be the stay-at-home-dad 我就做呆在家里的老爸
What 什么？
Mark 开拍
So, Matt, what advice do you have for young people about sex 那么，Matt，你有什么关于性 的忠告要告诉年轻人的吗？
Advice Uh 忠告吗
guys, be responsible 伙计，要有责任心
You know, always wear a rubber 明白吗，要坚持带套
Of course, it feels way better to do it without one 当然，虽然不用套会做的比较爽
Unless, of course, it's a Vietnamese hooker, 或者，除非那是个越南妓女
and then I think you just take your chances 那样子我想你最好还是把握机会
As long as there's a naked chick somewhere in the room, 只要有个鸡裸体躺在你房里
you are not gay 你就不是同性恋
If you have an STD, do not tell your partner 如果你有性病 别告诉你的床伴
It is a lose-lose situation 那是最糟的情况
Fellas, be nice to your partner 各位，善待你的床伴
In the morning, if she needs a ride home, 如果早上她需要骑车回家
point her to the nearest bus stop before you go back to sleep 那你最好先带她到最近的公交车站 再回去睡觉
Be a good guy 做个好人
Today one out of three young adults 如今有三分之一的年轻人
has a sexually transmitted disease. 患有会传染的性病
And letting a former hook-up know that you've got genital cooties 而告诉别人你的下面有虱子
can be pretty hard. 的确有点难以启齿
Now there's an easier way! 现在，一切都简单了！
At STD-E-CARDS, you can share the bad news with one click. 使用电子性病贺卡，你的坏消息 可以一点即发
Pick from such messages as, 你可以选择如下各种留言
"You gave me your heart, I gave you gonorrhea", “你送我真心，我还你淋病”
orThanks for the blowjob... sorry about the herpes" . 或者 “感谢你吹箫一流，抱歉将疱疹吸走”
It's from Kevin! 是 Kevin 发来的！
That hot guy that you hooked up with this weekend 就是你周末钓到的那个帅哥？
- Yeah - What's it say - 没错 - 他说什么？
"Roses are red, violets are blue, “红玫瑰，紫罗兰 鲜红真心配幽蓝
I gave you syphilis when we screwed at the zoo" 我们迷醉在路途 临别佳人赠梅毒”
That was easy 一切如此轻松
STD-E-CARDS, where bad news travels fast! 电子性病贺卡 坏消息一点即发！
Attention, students, prom is fast approaching. 注意，同学们 舞会是最容易让你们
Get your free STD screening in the nurse's office. 进到医院检查自己 是否得了性病的途径
- Hi, Carla - Oh, hey - 嗨，Carla - 噢，嗨
Hey, listen, um, 嗨，听着，嗯
I know it's kind of last minute, but, um, 我知道可能有点晚了，但，嗯
I wanted to know if you'd maybe want to go to the prom with me tonight 我想知道是否可以邀请你 今晚做我的舞伴
Oh, I'm sorry, Justin, someone already asked me 噢，抱歉，Justin, 已经有人约过我了
Three weeks ago 三周前
Oh... oh, okay That抯 that抯 all right 哦……哦……好的 没事，没事
Well, have fun, though 好吧，即然这样，玩开心点
Oh, check out your cock! 哦！看看你的鸡巴！
Oh! Oh, honey! 哦！哦！亲爱的！
I've been using these since the Eisenhower Administration 我从 Eisenhower 执政时期 就开始用这玩意了
Can I help you 需要什么吗？
Huh 哈？
Uh... uh, no 呃……呃……不用
Oh, honey... 噢，亲爱的
She's a real beaut, isn't she 她太美了，对吗？
This just isn't right 这样做也许不太好
I wish we'd met years ago 要是能够早几年遇见你
My whole high school experience would have been different 我的整个高校生活将会改变
Every day, the one thing I can count on 『每一天，都是我的依靠』
So much love 『如此的爱到高潮』
It's like a river with no end 『像河水永不停流』
So much love 『如此的爱到高潮』
The minute it seems to stop, it starts again 『无休止的情绪』
So much love 『如此的爱到高潮』
You've given me so much love 『你给我爱意深深』
Don't you know you've made my dream come true 『你可知令我美梦成真』
I've always wanted to see the Grand Canyon, too! 我也一直想去看看 Grand 峡谷！
They brought me you, you brought me love 『我得到了你，你给我爱情』
Dreams come true every day with you 『每一天有你，美梦永不停』
So much love 『如此的爱到高潮』
Justin, I haven't seen you around much lately Justin，最近我都没见到你
I've been busy 我有点忙
Well, prom wasn't the same without you 好吧，舞会没有你真的很没劲
- Really - Yeah - 真的？ - 没错
I was wondering if we could go out sometime 我想有空我们可以一起出去
- Me and you - Dinner - 我和你？ - 晚餐怎么样？
Maybe Saturday night 周六晚上呢？
And just when I thought the night could not get any worse, 我真想不出还有什么事比那晚更糟了
he pukes all over my dress 他全吐在了我的裙子上
It was horrible 那太可怕了
I'm sure you still looked beautiful, though 尽管如此，我相信你还是很美
Thanks, but I didn't 谢谢，但我想不会了
I had vomit all over me 我被吐了一身
You're so amazing You really are 你是如此迷人 你真的很
What No, that's ridiculous 什么？不，那太可笑了
I'm going to play poker with some of the guys 我只是和几个兄弟打扑克去了
Don抰 worry I'll be back by 10:00 All right 别担心，我会在 10:00 回来
Hello 喂？
Anyone there 有人吗？
Look, don't be a pussy, just tell me who it is 听着，别搞了，告诉我你是谁
Stop calling me! 别再打来了！
Another prank call 又一个恶作剧电话
I know what you're up to, and it's gotta stop 我知道是你干的 该停止了！
Leave Carla alone! 离 Carla 远点！
It's over between me and you 我和你完了！
Get used to it! 你最好习惯！
Where were you this morning 你早上去哪了？
I thought you were gonna watch me practice 我告诉过你来看我训练的
Oh Sorry, I forgot 哦，抱歉，我忘了
Well, you comin' to my game on Friday night 好吧，你周五晚上来看我的比赛吗？
Actually, I'm going to Len's party with Stacy 实际上，我要和 Stacy 一起 去 Len 的聚会
You know what There's someone else who actually cares about me 你知道吗？还有个人真的一直在关心着我
Good-bye, Carla 再见了，Carla
Justin, where are you going Justin，你去哪？
What 什么？
No! 不！
Why! Why did you do this! 为什么？！为什么你要这么做！
Someone call 911! 谁帮我拨 911！
So what's the kinkiest thing you've ever done in bed 那么你们在床上 干过最离谱的事是什么？
The two of us licked whipped cream off of each other once 我们两个互相从对方身上 把奶油舔成一条条的
- That was fun Yeah - That was pretty kinky - 那样子很好玩 - 那真的很离谱
What about you 那么你呢？
I don't know 我不知道
- Uh - Come on, don't act all shy - 嗯 - 来吧，别害羞
- What if my parents are watching - Come on - 如果我的父母正在看节目呢？ - 来吧
Does it have to be the kinkiest thing that we抳e done together 必须是我们两个一起 做过的最离谱的事吗？
No, it could have been on your own 不，只要是你自己做过的就可以
Well 好吧
this one time I had sex with this black guy 有一次我和一个黑人做爱
while his best friend did me in the ass, 他最好的朋友从后面插进来
and then I sucked both their dicks at the same time 后来我又同时吸他们两个的小弟弟
That was kinda kinky 那真的很离谱
- What Baby That's great - 什么？宝贝？那太棒了
MR MATTHEWS Bring it on in! 快准备好
We got a lot to do and a little time to do it! 我们有很多事情要做，时间紧迫
Wanna make sure we can cram it all in 希望我们能填满它
That's what she said Ha ha ha! You guys know what I'm talkin' about 那就是她说的，哈哈哈！ 你们知道我是什么意思
You've gotta sit next to Stacy and be her partner 你得坐到 Stacy 边上和她搭档
Yeah, man, don't be scared Go ahead 没错，老兄，别害怕 去吧
All right, we're all gettin' in a circle 好了 我们都围成一圈
This is great 很好
Okay 好的
let's talk about penises 我们来讨论一下阴茎
That's right, everyone 没错，各位
I said the big P-word 我就是说你们撒尿的那个东西
Now, the most common question: What's normal 现在，最常见的问题： 它是什么样子？
Simple answer: There's no such thing 简单的回答：没有什么特定的样子
Penises come in a variety of different shapes and sizes 阴茎有各种不同的形状和大小
Huh All rightie! 哈？没错！
As you can tell from the molds cast from actual penises we have here 你们可以在这里找到各种模型
Got 'em all different from all over the globe 整个地球上各种样子的都有
Now, the next we like to call the Fireplug 现在，下一个 我们通常把这个叫做消防栓
It's short and stocky, but boy, when you get it excited, 它短小强悍 但是，只要你刺激一下它
kablooey! 嘭！
Like a sawed-off shotgun, I tell ya All right, what do we have next 就像一把散弹枪 好吧，下一个是什么？
This one's called the Tadpole Why is it called the Tadpole 这一种叫做蝌蚪 为什么叫做蝌蚪？
Because it's got a larger head tapering down into a smaller shaft 因为它有着大大的头部 以及小小的茎部
We like to call this guy the Mushroom Cloud, if you will 我们把这个家伙叫做蘑菇云
Yeah I thought you'd like that one 我想你会喜欢那个
Now, this is an interesting one 现在，这个比较有趣
Looks small, but if you know how-to use it, 看上去很小，一旦你知道怎么用它
I tell ya, it's quite a powerful weapon 我告诉你，那将是个强大的武器
It's called the Torpedo You know what I mean 它被称作鱼雷 你明白我的意思吗？
Or the Meat Cone 或者叫肉锥
'Cause it's got a tiny head tapering into a large shaft 因为它的头部很小而茎部却很大
Nice 不错
Hand that guy around, that's a good one 传阅一下这个家伙 它可是个好东西
We like to call that one the Roto-Rooter 我们叫它旋转挖掘机
Next we have what's called the Super huge 下一个我们来看看巨无霸
- That's right - Oh, damn! - 没错 - 哦，天啊！
We also like to call this the Great American Challenge 我们也叫它美国大战
Ladies, you're gonna love the cervix stimulation on that guy 女士们，你们会喜欢上用这东西 刺激子宫颈的感觉
Okay, this next one's interesting, all right I found this one online 好的，下一个很有趣 怎么样？我在网上找到这个
It's the Doubleheader, ladies and gentlemen 这就是双头龙 女士们，先生们
It is out there, believe me Hand that around 相信我，这个很厉害 传阅下去
Okay, everyone, pass 'em around 好了，各位，一个个传下去
Look 'em up and down 仔细看看它们
NOW freeze! 现在暂停！
Okay Gentlemen, the penises in your hands, 好了，先生们 在你们手中的阴茎
that is your penis 就相当于是你们的阴茎
Ladies, put your penises down 女士们，把你们的阴茎放下来
and partner up with the person closest to you 并且选择离你最近的人作为搭档
Looks like we got a small one, huh 看起来我们都拿了个小的？
Yeah 是
Okay, now I'm gonna hand out some condoms for each group 好的，现在我给每组发一个避孕套
Here ya go, everyone get a condom 来吧，每人一个避孕套
Now, ladies and gentlemen, 现在，女士们，先生们
I'm gonna have you put the condom on the man's penis, together 我要你们把避孕套 套在男士的阴茎上
Okay, the reason I'm having you put these condoms on together 好的，我要你们两个一起做的原因
is because contraception is both partners' responsibility 就是避孕应该是双方共同承担的责任
Have to say that Sorry 不得不说抱歉
Mike, it looks like you got a little room there Mike，看上去还空了不少地方
That's because, Mike, you have a very small penis 那是因为，Mike 你的阴茎真的太小了
Okay, everyone, let's talk about fetishes 好了，各位 我们来讨论一下恋物癖
Now, a fetish is basically an obsession with leather... 现在，恋物癖主要是 一种对皮革的迷恋……
black leather... and bits, mouth bits 黑皮……咬嘴……口罩
Who likes a ball in their mouth Anyone 有人喜欢在嘴里塞个球吗？ 有吗？
Oh, baby, you look so good 哦，宝贝，你看上去美极了
- You wanna do it now, baby - Hell, yeah, I do - 你想要吗，宝贝？ - 该死，是的，当然
Okay 好的
No, wait You know what would be even hotter 不，等等 你知道怎么样看上去更性感些吗？
What 什么？
This 这个
You want me to wear a hat 你想让我戴着帽子？
Oh, yeah, baby, that shit is so hot 哦，是的，宝贝 那看上去性感极了
- Okay - Yeah. Yeah. - 好吧 - 耶，耶
Wait Uh, you know what else would be so smokin' hot 等等，你想看上去更火爆一些吗？
What 什么？
This big mole 这个大痣
What! Ew! 为什么？！欧！
It's hot Trust me 那真的很性感，相信我
For me 为了我？
Fine 好吧
- Now can we do it - Yeah - 现在可以做了吗？ - 行
Ronny... what the hell! Ronny……这是什么该死的东西？！
- What - I didn抰 want to say this, - 什么？ - 虽然我不想这么说
but you clearly want to have sex with Abraham Lincoln! 但你明显是想和 Abraham Lincoln （亚伯拉罕·林肯）做爱！
That's crazy! 怎么可能！
Is it Look around you, Ronny 是吗？ 看看你周围，Ronny
- You're obsessed with him - He was a great man - 你被他迷住了 - 他是个伟人
What's wrong with paying tribute 崇拜一个人有错吗？
Paying tribute is one thing... 崇拜一个人是一回事……
trying to turn your girlfriend into him so you can get a hard-on is another 但想把你的女朋友变成他来做爱 是另一回事
I'm outta here Call me when you get some therapy 我要走了 你看过医生以后再找我吧
Sue... 等等……
That was my last beard 那是我最后的胡子了
TV Announcer: Can the transporter be fixed 时空传输有可能吗？
Or is all hopeless for our heroines 还是说那只是我们的幻想？
Will Alice and Betty make it home Alice 和 Betty 能造出它吗？
Find out next on Babes Lost in Time! 找到在时间中走失的孩子们！
Time 时间
Forward into the past! 回到过去！
Here I come, Abe! 我来了，Abe！
Ladies, you do not... 女士们，你不需要……
I repeat, you do not have to have sex with a guy for him to like you 我再强调一遍，你不需要 为了让男生喜欢上你而和他上床
But it helps 但那样做的确有效
Want to remain a virgin until you're married 想把处女保留到结婚吗？
Two words: Butt sex 四个字：漠视性爱
Look, if you like to be choked, it's okay Everyone likes it... a little 听着，如果你很想要，没关系 每个人都喜欢这样子……有一点
Just don't go too far 别玩过头了
Blue is a warning sign 点到为止
So, what's the kinkiest thing either one you has ever done in bed 那么，你们两个在床上做过 最离谱的事是什么呢？
- Well, um, check it: - Whoo! - 好吧，嗯，听着 - 哇！
I'm at the club one night, and I meet this little white chick, right 有天晚上我在俱乐部 看到一个小白妞
So next you know I get in her ear, man, 接下来你就知道了 我和她搞上了
and she lets me take her back to my spot, 她让我从她后面上
and she did me and him at the same time 这样她就同时和我们两个一起做
- And then she blew us You're kidding - 然后她同时为我们吹箫 - 你开玩笑吧
Whoo, man! That girl was off the chain, man! 哇，老兄！ 那女孩很骚的！
Hey, you know, uh, shit, what can I say 嗨，你知道，嗯，该死 我还能说什么？
That little woman had a big ol' twelve-pound pussy, man! 老兄，那个小妞的骚屄大的像个马桶
- Where'd she get that - There was a lot of acrobatics - 她怎么练出来的？ - 那技术太他妈的爽了
in that motherfucker, you know what I'm sayin' 操，你知道我的意思吗？
She was small, but she did a lot of big things, baby 别看她身材小，上了床可真骚，老兄
- Hey, Kim, holler at your boy! - Whoo! - 嗨，Kim，操的我好爽！ - 哇！
The women spend most of their time stretching their breasts, 女人花费了大量的时间在她们的乳房上
- adding a new ring each year. - Yeah Ooh - 每年都增加一圈 - 耶，哦
They probably like it when they stretch 'em 她们肯定很爽
Yeah 没错
I know they do 肯定是的
Holy crap! 什么鸟东西！
It's Saturday night and you guys are getting stiffies watching PBS 你们两个居然在周六晚上 只能看着科普台勃起
- You're pathetic - Get out of my room, RJ! - 你们太可悲了 - 滚出我的房间，RJ！
You never knock! 居然都不敲门！
Stupid 蠢货
He's right, you know 他是对的，你觉得呢
- I mean, this is pathetic - What else are we gonna do - 我是说，这太可悲了 - 我们还能怎么样？
It's not like we can actually get laid Let's just watch this 我们只能就在这傻看着电视
Unless we come up with a way 至少我们可以用你的电脑
to build an artificial woman from your computer 去造一个人工美女
And then program her to have sex with us 再编程让她和我们做爱
You're a genius! 你太有才了！
This is stupid, Barry 太傻了，Barry
Shut up 闭嘴
Are you sure you know what you're doing 你真的知道自己在干什么吗？
Relax! We're gonna give her Halle Berry's face, 放松点！我们要给她一个 Halle Berry 的脸
- and Beyonce's ass - All right - 和 Beyonce 的屁股 - 没错
- Tyra's boobs - Bam! - Tyra 的胸 - 爽！
Tyra's probably got bigger nipples than that Tyra 的奶头还要大一点
Now all that's left to do is make sure she's horny 接下来最后一件事，就是要让她够淫荡
Like really, really horny, though 非常，非常的淫荡
See this pair of panties, right 看到这内裤没？
Where'd you get those from They're lacy 你从哪搞来的？ 还是蕾丝边的？
All right Are you ready to lose your virginity 你准备好告别处男了吗？
- I'm ready - Say good-bye - 我准备好了 - 说再见吧
Ow! I told you that was stupid, Barry 哦！我说过那太傻了，Barry
Be quiet, Leon I'm thinking 安静，Leon，让我想想
Oh, shit! 哦，该死！
So, who gonna fuck me first! 那么，谁要先操我？
Him! Him! 他！他！
What the hell just happened! 都他妈的怎么回事？！
The panties, they was my aunt's I knew it It was my aunt's panties 那个内裤，是我婶婶的 我知道了，那是我婶婶的内裤
What you waitin' for My pussy ain't gonna eat itself out 你们还等什么？ 我的骚屄已经准备好了
What What you say 什么？你说什么？
Who would say that 谁会那么说？
Where you goin' Where you goin' 你去哪？你去哪？
Leon! Leon！
Well 好吧
I guess that means you first 我猜你想先来了
No It don't... it don't have to mean that 不是的……不是那样的
Come give mama a taste of that sweet chocolate 来让妈妈尝尝巧克力的滋味
What you talkin' about Chocolate ain't sweet! 你说什么？巧克力可不怎么样！
I'm your human sex toy, and I don't come with no Off button! 我是你的人偶娃娃，而且永不停歇
You don't even have to wear no jimmy hat! 你都不需要准备套套！
Save your energy! I plan on Cumming a lot tonight! 保存体力！ 我今晚还准备大干一场呢！
Come out, come out, wherever you are! 出来吧，出来吧 你可躲不了了
You're too big for me! 你不适合我！
Your ball sack is about to get drained! 你已经快射出来了
Let me go! Please, Jesus! 让我走吧！神啊，求求你！
You were good. 你很棒
I don抰 want no more I don't... I don抰 want no more 我不想再来了 我不……我不想再来了
No! I don抰 want it! 不！我不想再来了！
You broke my bed 你把我的床都搞坏了
She's so big. Why is she so big 她太壮了，为什么她这么壮？
I musta... I probably hit F1 instead of Enter I don't know 我应该是……我可能按错 F1 了 应该按回车的，我不知道
Here I come! 我来了！
And this time your ass cherry is mine! 这次我要干你的小菊花！
No, it's not! No, it's not! 不，不是这样的！不是这样的！
It's my ass cherry! It's not yours! 那是我的小菊花！不是你的！
Barry Leon Barry？Leon？
"Press Enter now" “请按回车键”？
Yeah 『耶』
You're lookin' good, baby 『你看上去好美，宝贝』
Whoa! 哇哦！
You're cute How old are you 真可爱，你多大了？
Old enough 足够大了
Ooh-whoo! Yeah, yeah 『哇哈！耶，耶』
Here we go 『开始吧』
I know you're probably too young to be thinking about marriage, 我知道，你可能觉得自己还年轻
but take it from me, 不想考虑结婚，但听我说
if you find somebody that you want to spend the rest of your life with, 如果你遇到某人，让你愿意共度余生
there's nothing better 那会是非常美妙的
Thanks, sweetie 谢谢，亲爱的
But before you get married, 但在你结婚前
make sure you explore all your options, guys, 老兄，确保你是考虑清楚了
and bone as many chicks as you can 再尽可能的多上些鸡
Well, ladies, be sure you take the long way through Dick-town, too 好吧，女士们，你们也一定要 多搞些小弟弟
I banged at least fifty guys 在我遇到坐在我边上的这个白痴以前
before I met this asshole sitting next to me here 我可是至少上过五十个男人
And a group of girls, too 还有女生们
It was no accident that I invited the electrician and the plumber 我还在一天内干了电工和水工
on the same day 都没出什么意外
- Ohh - Whoo-whoo! Real hot! - 哦 - 哇哇！太爽了！
Guys, listen up 小家伙们，听好
If you're planning on having a threesome, 如果你想搞三人行
you better to do it before you get married 那最好在结婚前搞
But trust me, there's no better sensation 但相信我，没什么事情
than two women making out while riding your Johnson 比两个女人骑在你老二上更爽的了
I almost forgot 我都快忘了
Book yourself a ticket to... 为你自己预定一个……
Try sleeping with your fiancs best man 试试和你未婚夫
and his brother 以及他的兄弟
at the wedding reception 在婚宴上一起睡觉
Very hot 非常爽
Great 太棒了
Ohh 哦
Ooh, that's nice 哦，好爽
Oh, why didn't I think of this before 哦，为什么以前我没想到这个？
Oh, shit 哦，该死
Ohh! Ohh! 哦！哦！
Damn it, damn it, damn it! 见鬼，见鬼，见鬼！
Honey, dinner's ready 亲爱的，晚餐准备好了
Oh, my God Oh, my God 哦，天啊 哦，天啊
Oh, this is bad 哦，太糟了
Can you pass the mashed potatoes, please 能把土豆泥递给我吗？
- Certainly - Thank you - 当然 - 谢谢
Mm Everything is delicious, dear 这些都太好吃了，亲爱的
Did you pick up your condoms for the prom 你为舞会准备好避孕套了吗？
Yeah, they gave them out for free at school today 是的，今天学校发了免费的
They did Yeah Thanks, though - 他们发了？ - 没错，谢谢
Honey, is your vagina ringing 亲爱的，你的阴道在响吗？
Dad! That's ridiculous 爸爸！怎么可能
Sounded like it 听起来像
Okay, I think we've learned a lot here Class dismissed 好吧，我想今天我们学到了很多 下课
I'll see ya all tomorrow 明天见
Now, remember your permission slips for the field trip 记住，为你们的郊游做好准备
Now, these permission slips are no joke, people, okay 跟家里说一声，这可不是闹的玩的 听到没？
Now if you can't find your parents, 如果你找不到你的父母
they're in their bedroom, doing it 他们可能正在卧室里干着呢
- He'd probably use the toys - Totally - 他可能在搞充气娃娃 - 真的
Hey, Stacey Jess 嗨，Stacey Jess
- Hey - Hi - 嗨 - 嗨
Uh, so listen, Stacey, um... 啊，听我说，Stacey，嗯……
Mike, can I talk to you for a second Mike，我能占用你点时间吗？
- Later - Yes - 下次吧？ - 行
- Awesome - Okay - 太棒了 - 好吧
So, Mike, 那么，Mike
how are things going with you and Stacy 你和 Stacy 进展如何了？
Oh, uh, great 哦，嗯，很好
You know, we're really good friends We... 你知道，我们真的是很好的朋友 我们……
Hey, hey! Don't bullshit a bull-shitter, bro 嗨，嗨！ 老兄，别胡说八道了
I know you're into Stacy You wanna rap about it 我知道你想上 Stacy 说说这个吧？
Yeah, I mean, I don't know I like Stacy 好吧，我是说，我不知道 我喜欢 Stacy
- Hmm Hmm - A lot - 哼哼 - 很喜欢
What do I do How do I tell her how I feel 我该怎么做？ 我该怎么告诉她我的感受？
That's a good question 这是个好问题
You don't 你不需要
I don't 我不需要？
No, you don't 没错，你不需要
You see, Mike, a girl like Stacy is, ooh, way out of your league 你看，Mike，像 Stacy 这种女孩 和你不是一路的
Way 不是一路的
What What do you mean 什么？你是什么意思？
I thought you were all about breaking the rules 我想你一直在说要打破常规
and there are no rules and we're all equal 没有什么规则该被遵守 并且我们都是平等的
I am Just not when it comes to you and Stacy 没错，但你和 Stacy 是例外
You see, Mike, a girl like Stacy, to get her, 你看，Mike，像 Stacy 这种女孩 想要得到她
boy, you'd need like a truckload of cough syrup 小子，你得有整车的糖浆
and a vat of malt liquor 和大桶的麦芽酒
Really mellow her out, you know what I mean 才能真正让她心动 你明白我的意思吗？
But not knock her out That's a whole different class altogether 但别想上到她 那是完全达不到的一个阶段
- What - Mike - 什么？ - Mike
you need to go after something more attainable 你需要做一些更容易上手的事情
You need to find somebody who's a lot less 你最好找一些长得比较
pretty-err 普通点的……呃
You might have to go up a few weight classes... 你可能需要找稍微差一点的……
a little more than you're comfortable with, probably... 或许那样子你会容易得到一些……
buck-fifty, two bills... I'm not sure 也许要花点钱，我不太确定
Somebody who hasn't seen the light of day in quite a long time 比如失明很久的
Acne scars, fangs for teeth, bad hygiene, 或是有粉刺的，长尖牙的，不讲卫生的
- retarded, if you will - What! - 或是脑子有病的，如果你真的想找 - 什么！？
Hey, sometimes keepin' it real hurts, little bro 嗨，虽然有时候真的会受伤，小兄弟
But in the end, we're all stronger people 但最终，我们都会变得坚强起来
Now go out there and get an ugly chick 现在出去 然后去找个野鸡
Or a whore Good luck 或者找个小姐 祝你好运
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Mmm, this is nice, baby 嗯，太美了，宝贝
Lindsey, relax Everybody farts Lindsey，放松，每个人都会放屁的
This is huge. 那很重要
We've crossed the Fart Barrier 放屁对我们的关系没有什么影响
Really 真的？
Ahh 啊
See It's nothin!' 看？这没什么！
I do feel comfortable with you 和你在一起我会很随意
Damn! 该死！
Now, that's just nasty. 够了，这就是下流了
Oh, my God! Oh, yes! 哦，天啊！哦，爽！
Hey, man, she was riding you like a pogo stick! Up and down! 嗨，老兄，她像个弹簧一样骑在你身上！ 上下不停！
Hold on, hold on It gets better 继续，继续 太爽了
- Wait for it - I'm gonna cum! - 看这个 - 我要出来了！
Now 现在
Oh, my God! 哦，天啊！
Whoo 哇哦
Let me introduce you to The Screamer 我来向你们介绍这尖叫的婊子
Griffin, this chick is amazing Griffin，这个鸡太棒了
Which is why I invited her over here today 这就是我为什么今天叫她过来
Yes, sir 没错，先生
And we're gonna be right here to make sure you go through with it 而我们就在这来欣赏你的整个过程
Got your little sister's baby monitor hooked up in your room 把你小妹妹的婴儿监视器 放到你房间里
And we're gonna have the other end right here so we can listen in 而我们拿着另一头在这里监听
No Not happening, guys 不不，这不行，伙计们
- Not happening - No - 不行？ - 不行
- Yes Yes - No No - 行，行 - 不行，不行
Well, that's what you think 好吧，随便你
- Oh Too late - Oh, I love it! - 哦，太迟了 - 哦，我好爽
Go ahead 去吧
- Hi, I'm... I'm Mike - Where's your room - 嗨，我……我是 Mike - 你房间在哪？
Oh, my God 『哦，天啊』
Oh, shit 『哦，该死』
Oh, my God 『哦，天啊 』
I can't believe this 『我无法相信』
Come here 来吧
Oh, shit 『哦，该死』
Whoa, you're taking your shirt off immediately like that, 哇，你的衬衫脱得可真快
it's kinda tough for me to say no. 我想不做都不行
You hear that, man The shirt just came off! 听到没，老兄？ 衬衫已经脱了！
- It's on! - Oh, it is on, all right - 要开始了！ - 哦，要开始了，没错！
Put it in me 来插我
Why... why don't I just grab some ear plugs real quick 我……我还是赶快把耳朵挡住比较好
Oh, my God, what should I do 『哦，天啊！我该怎么办！』
Oh, hell no, man, is it broke 哦，该死的，老兄 这玩意坏了？
What are you waiting for 你还在等什么？
I'm sorry I... 抱歉我……
I can't do this 我做不了
What 什么？
There's this girl in my high school, and I... I really like her 我学校里有一个女生 而我……真的很喜欢她
Great I didn't have a back-up plan 很好，我可没什么别的准备
Now I've gotta go fuck a trucker or a cab driver or 现在我得去搞一个卡车司机 或者出租司机
a homeless guy 或者流浪汉
Do you possibly think that maybe you could go through the back door 能不能麻烦你从后门离开呢？
Just so you know you're givin' up a sure thing 你得知道 你错过了好事情
Your friend said that you were desperate for it 你朋友说你一直渴望做这个
Last chance 最后一次机会
Man, all the settin' up we did, he better not be pussin' out 老兄，我们什么都试过了 他可别临阵退缩了啊
He's definitely pussing out 他肯定临阵退缩了
Let's go see what's going on with the dumb-ass 我们去看看那鬼地方到底怎么样了
You like that, don't you 你想要这样搞，是吗？
Ha ha! We back in action! Oh, Mike! 哈哈！好戏又来啦！ 哦，Mike！
Yeah, Mike! Whoo-hoo! 耶，Mike！ 哇哦！
Man, you hear that 老兄，听到没？
Yeah! 耶！
Ride it! Ride it! 上它，上它
My boy's goin' strong to the hole, I'm tellin' ya! 我们的小男生要插进去了 我就说吗
- She's going nuts! - She wasn't that crazy with me - 她要发狂了！ - 她和我搞的时候都没这么疯
Ahem 啊哼
Hi Have you guys seen my purse 嗨，你们看到我的钱包没？
Oh, Mike! You're so big! 哦，Mike！你太棒了！
Ahh! Ahh! Oh, Mike, I've never been fucked so good! 啊！啊！哦，Mike, 我从没操的这么爽过！
Cover your ears! I'm about to cum! 捂住耳朵！我要来了！
I'm Cumming! I'm Cumming! 我来了！我来了！
Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! 啊！啊！啊！啊！
Oh! Oh! You're such a beast! 哦！哦！你太猛了！
I'm your big daddy 我是你的老爸！
Mike, I'm... cover your ears! Mike，我要……捂住耳朵！
Shh! Shh! Oh! Oh! 嘘！嘘！哦！哦！
All right, home stretch 好吧，要来了
Oh, like that! Oh, like that! Oh, like that! 哦，再来！哦，再来！ 哦，再来！
Oh, my God, oh, my God 哦，天啊！哦，天啊！
I'm in love, Mike I love you 我太幸福了，Mike，我爱死你了
I love you, Mike 我爱你，Mike
Let them know you worked it, dust it off and jerk it 『让他们知道，你的努力和回报』
So was it as good for you guys as it was for me 那么，你们觉得我刚刚表现怎么样？
You know, I would tell you to go fuck yourself, 你知道吗，我本来想叫你操自己去
but it sounds like you just did 但听起来你刚刚已经这么做了
Now, Suzy, I don't know how to tell you this, 现在，Suzy，我不知该怎么告诉你
so I'm just gonna come right out and say it. 所以我只能出来再对你说
Say it. 说吧
I've been sleeping with your mom. 我和你妈妈上床了
- Hank, come on - What - Hank，等等 - 什么？
You know I made an abstinence pledge 你知道我发誓禁欲
I promised myself I'd wait until I was sure 我告诉自己要克制
it was with the right guy 直到碰到真心相对的人
I thought I was the right guy 我想我就是那个人
You might be 你可能是
I'm just not sure yet 我还是不太确定
But I like you a lot 但我很喜欢你
Hi, sexually frustrated teenager! 嗨，得不到性爱的年轻人
I'm Blue Bally! 我是 Blue Bally！
And if you and your girlfriend don't have sex soon, 如果你和你女朋友还没能做爱
you're gonna wind up with a serious case of blue-balls! 你是不是很郁闷呢？
That's right! Your nuts are gonna turn blue 没错！你这家伙就会慢慢消沉下去
Aw, don't be afraid I'm here to help 啊，别担心，我来帮你
You've been stiff as a board for the last two hours 在刚刚两小时里你僵硬的像个木头
That means you're reaching a critical moment 这意味着你已经进入了临界状态
where that good tingly feeling down there 冲动的好感将会转变
can quickly turn into an achy not-so-good feeling! 变成刺痛的恶感
Wh... what do you mean 你……你说什么？
See, Hank, right now your testicles are filled with semen, 看吧，Hank，马上 你的睾丸就充满了精液
and only a little bit's dripping out 而只有一点点流了出来
That's called pre-cum 那叫做流水
What you want to do is ejaculate 你想要马上射精
Otherwise, that back up of jizz will cause pressure in your nut sack 否则，后面的精液将会压迫你的阴囊
to the point of making you nauseous 让你难受
In fact, your genitals can increase in size 25 to 50% That's huge! 事实上，你的生殖器可以增大 百分之 25 到 50！
- So, what do I do - From where I'm sittin,' - 那么，我该怎么做？ - 根据我的经验
even if your girlfriend won't have intercourse with you, 即使你的女朋友不帮你解决
the least you should be able to do is to score a hand job 至少你也应该自己去打手枪
Judy Judy？
L... I want you to know that I really do care about you 我……我想要你知道 我真的很在乎你
And I've known that since the first time I saw you in Bible Study class 从我第一次在圣学课上见到你开始
Uh-huh 啊哈
uh-huh 啊哈
- Uh-oh That's not good - What do you mean - 啊哦，那可不妙！ - 你说什么？
With that kind of arousal, it's only a matter of seconds 那种程度的刺激只能维持几秒
before full-on irreversible blue balls! 还不能让你的蛋蛋充满
You better go to the bathroom and jerk off, right now 你最好现在就去浴室解决一下
- Here - Yes! Go! - 现在？ - 没错！快去！
There's no time to waste! 没时间浪费了！
Go! Get going! It's a medical emergency! 去！快去！ 这是急救处理！
Oh, yeah, you won't see this on children's television! 哦，耶，你在少儿频道 可学不到这个
Blue Bally! Blue Bally！
Hope you like sloppy seconds! Hah! 希望你喜欢 哈哈！
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 哦，耶！哦，耶！
Man, I'm never gonna get laid I'm such a loser 老兄，我真是太失败了
No, you're not I met a girl in a chat room 不，你还没有 我在聊天室认识了一个女孩
- Did you - Yeah - 真的？ - 没错
I met in her in Teen lonely boys 我在孤单青春房间认识她的
'Cause I figure I'm a teen and I'm lonely 因为我年轻而且又孤单
Anyways, it's crazy, 不管怎么说，那太疯狂了
there's not a lot of girls in that chat room 那个聊天室里的女孩可不多
It's mostly older guys interested in photography 大部分都是些喜欢摄影的老男人
That's kind of creepy 那太可怕了
It is at first, but, you know, 起先是那样，但你要知道
once I made it clear that I was a teen boy 一旦我想通了，我是个男生
in the market for a teen girl, 我要寻找个女生
ladies were just coming out of the woodwork 女士自然就冒出来了
And now I have a girlfriend Her name is Randy 而现在我有了个女朋友 她叫 Randy
Isn't that a guy's name 会不会是个男的名字？
It's both I... 我和……
I mean, she says she gets that all the time 我是说，她也一直有那种感觉
- She send you a picture - No Uh... but I sent her tons of mine - 她给你照片了？ - 没有，呃……但我给了她很多我的
Most of them are naked It's awesome 大部分都是裸照 那太棒了
Well, maybe I'll give it a try 好吧，也许我该试试看
And maybe if you're lucky someday, you'll have a Randy, just like me 如果某天你走运，你也会 得到你的 Randy，就像我一样
"Sweeety Pi" “Sweeety Pi”
Accept 接受
Hi. 嗨
Sex chat 激情聊天？
Sure. 当然
Okay. I'm dressed in a tight mini-dress walking down a dark alley. 好吧，我穿着条超短裙 走在漆黑的小巷里
I'm completely alone and vulnerable. 我孤单而又无助
Then you appear out of the shadows. 接着你从阴暗处冲出来
You wear all black, with a ski mask over your head. 你全身黑色，头戴面具
You approach me menacingly and say... 你靠近我并威胁说……
Hey, what's up. 嗨，怎么了？
Was that wrong 说错了吗？
Menacing. 是威胁我
Okay 好吧
What are you doing in my alley 你在我的巷子里干什么？
Oh, no. You stay away from me. 哦，不，你离我远点
I'm lost, alone, and half-naked. 我迷路了，孤单无助 而且半裸着
But I have Mace. Don't try and take advantage of me. 但我有 Mace 喷雾 别想占我便宜
Okay, sorry, no problem. Do you need cab money 好吧，抱歉，没问题 你要车费吗？
Be aggressive. I want it. 粗暴点，我喜欢那样
Oh Weird 哦，真怪
I'm afraid I don't care about Mace. Prepare to be attacked. 我想我可不怕什么 Mace 我要来了
Sexually. 干你
That was amazing. We should meet. 太棒了，我们应该见个面
Come to 429 Covington Avenue, apartment 8, 到 429 Covington 大街 8 号公寓来
tomorrow night at 10:00. 明晚 10:00 见
Wear a mask. Take me against my will. 戴好面具 完全反着照我的话来做
Don't break character. 别演砸了角色
- Oh, hello, dear - Oh, hey, Jane - 哦，你好，亲爱的 - 哦，嗨，Jane
Doing anything special tonight 今晚有特别活动吗？
Nope, just baking cookies for my niece 不是，只是为我侄女烘些饼干
Oh 哦
Just a second! 请稍等！
Did somebody order the rape 有人预约了抢劫吗？
Aaaah! 啊！
Whoo! Oooh! 哇！哦！
So far so good 目前为止还不错
Uh, you can run but you can't hide 嗯，你可以逃，但可别藏起来
from forced sexual intercourse, 强奸是躲不了的
you know what I mean ma'am 你明白我的意思吗？
Get out! 滚出去！
God, be careful! You're gonna hurt me! 天啊，小心点！ 你差点砸到我
I mean, you won't be so feisty when I'm violating you 我是说，你不要这么冲动 当我要对你
Sexually 强奸的时候
I'm bleeding! 我出血了！
That won抰 stop me! 这阻止不了我！
No, you don't 不，你可别
Oh 啊
I'm sorry, I'll pay for this 不好意思，我会赔的
You stay back I'm warning you! 退后，我警告你！
Uh, I'm scared, yeah, yeah I'm scared and... 哦，我好怕，耶，耶 我好怕
Oh, my God! 哦，天啊！
What is it! What is it! 什么东西？！什么东西！？
Oh, God! Oh, it's burning! 哦，天啊！ 哦，烧起来了！
Aaaah! 啊！
Did somebody order the rape 有人预约了抢劫吗？
Fred Fred
Oh Hey, Betty 哦，嗨，Betty
- Hey - How's it goin' - 嗨 - 你怎么了？
What's wrong 出什么事了？
Oh, it's just been kind of a crazy week 哦，这周太疯狂了
It's a long story, though 说来话长
You know, Fred, I've been thinking 你知道，Fred，我一直在想
we've been friends for a really long time 我们已经认识很久了
Yeah Yeah, we have 没错，没错，是的
Maybe it's time we take things to the next level 也许我们是时候发展到下一阶段了
Next level 下一阶段？
Wow 哇哦
Next level! 下一阶段！
Hey, baby, this is for you. 嗨，宝贝，这都是为了你
I love you. You're the only one for me. 我爱你 你是我的唯一
I hope you enjoy. 希望你喜欢
Kat, can I borrow a squirt of your herpes cream Kat，我能用一下你的祛斑霜吗？
Uh, yeah, sure. I'll bring it over in a minute. 啊，当然可以 稍等一下，我拿给你
Ohh! Ow! 哦！啊！
I'm not in Leave a message 我不在，请留言
Hey, girl, it's Billy Sharpe from the basketball team 嗨，美女，我是 Billy Sharpe 篮球队的
Thanks for rockin' my world Talk about takin' it to the hole... damn! 谢谢你让我插的那么爽……该死！
Sorry about that. 抱歉听到那个
Oh, shoot! Aaaah! 哦，救火！啊！
Nice titties! 弄得漂亮！
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 干！干！干！干！
Put the south in your mouth, pretty baby 『亲爱的，把它放到你嘴里』
Let me slop my biscuit in your gravy 『让你的爱液包围住我』
I'm gonna do it 我就要射了
I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it 我就要射了，我就要射了 我就要射了
I'm there I'm there I'm there I'm there 来了，来了 来了，来了
Put the south in your mouth, pretty baby 『亲爱的，把它放到你嘴里』
I wanna kiss your mouth 我想亲你的嘴
Mm, tastes like blueberry 嗯，尝起来像蓝莓
So good... 太棒了……
Oh, God 哦，天啊
Mmm 嗯
Hi 嗨
You look like you just saw a ghost 你刚刚看上去像见到了鬼
Um 啊
I had a... a really bad dream 我做了个……很糟糕的梦
Oh, sweetie 哦，亲爱的
It's okay 没什么
Come here 来吧
I had an amazing time last night 昨晚真是让我疯狂
Oh l'm sorry 哦，抱歉
Do you have a toilet 我能用下卫生间吗？
Oh Yeah, it's right over there 哦，当然，就在那儿
Ohh 哦
Mmm long night 长夜漫漫
- Hello - Aaah! - 嗨 - 啊！
Who the hell are you 你他妈的是谁？
Why don't you ask your dick 你怎么不问问你的小弟弟？
What is going on here 到底发生了什么？
- Relax, Len - How do you know my name - 放松，Len - 你怎么知道我的名字？
Uh, I usually like to know the name of the guy 呃，我通常都会知道
who's fucking my mouth 那个操我嘴的家伙的名字
Nobody fucked anybody's mouth last night! 昨晚没有谁去操谁的嘴！
Fine Nobody fucked my mouth last night 行，昨晚没人去操我的嘴
And I guess 那么我猜
nobody was three knuckles deep in my sphincter, either 也没人把手指插到我菊花里面 有三个指节那么深
Jesus Christ, what were you doing, 神啊，你在做什么
reaching for, like, a winning lottery ticket or something 在找东西还是在摸获奖的彩票？
I could feel you in my small intestines 我甚至感觉到你都进了我的小肠了
Oh, look what the cat dragged in 哦，看这个进来的小猫咪
- Do you have any matches - Such diarrhea Ugh - 你们似乎很谈得来吗？ - 好臭啊
I'll air that out All right 我现在要去透透气
What I need right now is for you to leave my house 而你们要做的就是离开我的房子
My parents are coming home this afternoon 我父母今天下午要回来
and I need to start cleaning up 我要开始大扫除了
Sorry Dick hair 抱歉，阴毛
Those weren't your parents we met last night 我们昨晚见到的不是你的父母吗？
My parents are in Cancun 我父母在 Cancun
Yeah Yeah Right. 对对，没错
If you say your parents aren't here, 如果你说你父母现在不在这里
then we'll just believe that your parents weren't here 那我们就当做你父母不在好了
Maybe it was your aunt and uncle 也许那只是你的叔叔和婶婶
I don't care I came here to fuck 我只是来操你
and get fucked. 和等着被操的
And you know, I got fucked last night Fucked good 然后你知道，我昨晚被操的很爽
Okay Very funny 好吧，很有趣
The, uh, the joke's over 但，呃，玩笑结束了
This has been a delightful little prank that you guys have played on me, 你们两个家伙和我开了个玩笑
but now it's time for you to respect my wishes 但现在你们该尊重我的决定
and please get the hell out of my house! 请他妈的滚出我的房子！
Yeah 行
You're right The whole thing was a prank 你说的对，整件事只是个恶作剧
After we invited you for a threesome, 在我们和你一起三人行时
I got blueberry yogurt and I smeared it all over my face and your balls 我吃了蓝莓奶油并且涂得满脸都是
to make it look like you fucked my mouth 还把它涂在你的小弟弟上 这样看起来像你操了我的嘴
And then I dig my fingers in my asshole 然后我把我的手指插到菊花里
and put some of my butt stink on your hands 在弄点臭味到你的手上
And then I put some moisturizer up on the ceiling 然后我还把润肤霜抹到天花板上
to make it look like you shoot a load up there 就好像你射在上面似的
Pooh! Yeah! All a joke 呸！没错！所有的都不过是个玩笑
Please just get the hell out 请他妈的快滚出去
- Fine - Whatever - 行 - 无所谓
Please, just... just leave 请……请离开
Ooh So kind 哦，真体贴
If you say your parents aren't here, 如果你说你父母现在不在这里
then we'll just believe that your parents aren't here. 那我们就当做你父母不在好了
Maybe it was your aunt and uncle. Mm-hmm. 也许那只是你的叔叔和婶婶 哼哼
Oh thank God 谢天谢地
Oh, please, God, don't let them be home 哦，神啊，千万别让他们在家里
I swear I'll never drink again just... just don't let them be here 我发誓我再也不喝酒了 只要……只要别让他们在这里
Hello 嗨
So, you guys are home early 就是说，你们提早回来了
Did you just get in 你们刚进来吗？
How was your second honeymoon 你们的二次蜜月过的怎么样？
Oh! No! 哦！不！
Get the hell out of our sight 滚出我们的视线！
Okay 好吧
How could you! 你怎么能！？
How could you! How could you! 你怎么能！？ 你怎么能！？
Ohh! 哦！
Len, can we talk Len，我们能谈谈吗？
Um, just a minute 呃，稍等
What, you been doing a little spackling work on the ceiling 什么，你把东西弄到天花板上了？
Oh, God, Dad, no This... it's not... 哦，天啊，爸爸，不是……这不是……
Your mother and I are disgusted with you, Len Len，你令我和你妈妈感到恶心
Well, uh... 好吧，呃……
Look at her 看着她
- You don't understand - Son, - 你们不明白 - 儿子
I have one question for you, and I'm only gonna ask it once 我有一个问题要问你 并且我只会问一次
Have you been sneaking behind our backs 你有没有发现在我们背后
and being on a hidden camera show 有台摄像机正在进行偷拍秀？
- What - Look over there - 什么？ - 看这里！
No No, no, no, no, no! You didn't! 不，不，不，不，不，不！ 不可能的！
They were in there the whole time 他们一直都在这里？
Gotcha! 没错！
No! 不！
Hey, buddy! 嗨，朋友
Fuck anybody in their mouth lately 最近有没有操谁的嘴啊？
Look at his face! 看他的脸！
How could you do this to me 你们怎么能这么对我
Wait Who am I 等等，看我像谁？
We roofied you, honey 我们耍了你，亲爱的
Wait, wait, wait... so I didn't fuck you 等等，等等，等等…… 这么说我并没有操你
and you didn't fuck me 而且你也没有操我？
Well, I fucked you a little, but it wasn抰 all faggy 好吧，我是操了你一会 并不全是同性恋那样的
Mr. Tight Sphincter ha ha ha ha! 小菊花先生 哈哈哈哈！
Mark 开拍
Fellas, personal advice from me to you: 小家伙们，给你们一些我的个人建议
Get in there and shave that shit up 把这里的毛刮干净
Visually, it will give yourself an extra two or three inches 看上去，会使你的小弟弟 大上两到三英寸
If you're having anal intercourse, 如果你有过肛交
whatever you do, 不管你怎么做
pull out and deposit your sperm on her back 最后记得拔出来并且把你的精液 射到她的背上
She'll appreciate it in the long run 她会感激你很久的
Alcohol and sex don't mix 酒精和性不能混杂
Cocaine and sex 可卡因和性（没问题）
If you don't have a rubber, don't panic, whatever you do 如果你没准备套子 千万别惊慌
Watch this Ready 看好了吗？
"Hold on a sec, babe Lemme grab my jimmy hat" “等一下，宝贝，让我带上套套”
And then pantomime 然后假装戴上
"Oh! It's so small! The rubber" “哦！套子太小了！”
And then you lock and load 然后转身按住狂插吧
She'll never know 她永远不会知道
- Damn! - Oh, my God! - 该死！ - 哦，天啊！
Ohh, what died 哦，怎么回事！
Girl, you gotta stop being so comfortable! 小姐，不要再这么随便了！
- Hey, pretty sweet field trip, huh - Yeah, it was cool - 嗨，美妙的野营，是吗？ - 是的，很不错
So, Stacy, I wanted to ask you something 那么，Stacy，我想问你些问题
Hey, man, I'm gonna catch you inside, all right 嗨，老兄，我到里面等你，怎么样？
- Uh - So what'd you want to tell me - 啊 - 那么你要告诉我什么？
You know what, it can wait 你知道，我等不及
Hey, man, fake any orgasms lately 嗨，老兄，待会表演一下叫床怎么样？
- Fuck off - What - 滚开 - 什么？
Ew 呃
Are you okay 你还好吗？
Yeah 还行
Why is that guy so tall 为什么这家伙这么高？
Great Yeah, I should be okay 好吧，我没事
I'll just go try to clean up before we eat 我得在吃饭前先去洗一下
- Uh, see you inside - Okay - 啊，那里面见？ - 好的
Sorry! 抱歉！
Guys 有人吗
Can someone help me get off the bus 谁能帮我从公车上下来？
Hello 有人吗？
- Hello Ah, there you are - 有人吗？ - 啊，你来了
Everybody's waiting for you Come on 所有人都在等你，快过来
Oh, yeah 哦，耶
- Oh, yeah - Oh - 哦，耶 - 哦
Licking, licking 舔，舔
- Oh! Oh! Suck, suck, suck! - 哦！哦！ - 吸，吸，吸！
Oh, yeah! 哦，耶！
Keep 'em shakin' 『让她们摇摆』
Show 'em to me 『让她们放开』
Tits 『骚货』
Ohh, yeah! 哦，耶！
That's it, Nance 就是那样，Nance
Cut! Great job, girls 停！女孩们，干得漂亮
Nancy, nice licking Nancy，舔得好
Very good sucking, too 吸的也不错
- Okay, he's here - It's about time - 好了，他来了 - 来的正是时候
Listen, I know it's your first day, 听着，我知道你今天是第一次做
but we got some stuff to shoot, all right 但我们已经准备好要射了，对吗？
- Uh... wha... - Now, listen - 啊……什么…… - 那么，听着
The way I view this film, 我对这部电影的看法是
it's a spiritual successor to Rebel Without A Cause... 这对传统的颠覆
only with a lot more fucking Ha ha! 靠着大量的性交镜头，哈哈！
Uh, right Um, you guys, I think there's been a small... 啊，好吧，呃，先生们 我想这里有一点小小的……
I'm really looking forward to working with you 我真的很期待和你合作
Jackie and I are especially curious how you got the name Gigundo-cock Jackie 和我都很好奇 为什么你被称作重机枪
Oh, I can't wait to wrap my hands around 哦，我都等不及想用手握住
the biggest penis in the biz 这个据说是最大的阴茎了
"Penis" I haven't heard that word for a long time “阴茎”？我很久没听过这个词了
- I usually just call it "dinner" - Mmm - 我通常称之为“晚餐” - 哼哼
Okay, everybody on set! 好了，各就各位！
I told you they wouldn抰 have any beer 我说过他们不可能有啤酒
Oh, man, how was I supposed to know 哦，老兄，我怎么知道？
- Oh, man! Sweet car! Here's the scene: - 哦，老兄！这车多靓！ - 剧情是这样子的：
You've just helped these girls fix their car 你刚刚帮这两个女孩修好了车
And so to repay you, you get to bang 'em 作为回报，你可以上她们
Now, Nancy right here, she's gonna start by blowing you 现在，Nancy 在这边 她准备开始为你吹箫
Then you're gonna do some back-door stuff with Jackie 然后你要去干 Jackie 的菊花
Bro, check this out 老兄，看这个
After that, just feel free to improvise 然后，就即兴发挥吧
All right 好了
Hey, you gonna need a fluffer 嗨，你要刮毛吗？
Uh... uh... 呃……呃……
All rightie 好吧
let's see that gigundo-cock 让我们看看重机枪
And action! 开拍！
Thank you so much for fixing our car 你帮我们修好了车，真是太感谢了
How can we ever repay you 我们该怎么报答你呢？
What 什么？
- Cut! - Hey, sorry I'm late - 停！ - 嗨，抱歉我来晚了
I'm Gigundo-cock 我是重机枪
Damn 该死
Yeah, I'm not Gigundo-cock 『没错，我不是重机枪』
I'm just a small-town hick 『我只是乡巴佬』
An 18-year-old virgin 『十八岁还是处男之身』
With a super-tiny dick 『小弟弟也超级袖珍』
Kid, I've seen this once before 『小朋友，我以前也见过如此情形』
A boy who wished he was Ang Lee 『一个男孩希望自己像李安一样出名』
Found he couldn't frame a shot 『最后他发现自己美梦一场』
That's right, that little boy was me 『没错，这个男孩就是我』
It wasn抰 my first choice 『这是我的初次选择』
My parents think I'm in college 『我父母以为我在大学上课』
I thought I'd be doing theater 『我想成为歌剧王后』
On Broadway 『在百老汇』
We're just accidentally 『我们只是意外的』
Incidentally, unintentionally making porn 『偶然的，碰巧的干上了色情电影』
Accidentally, incidentally, unintentionally 『意外的，偶然的，碰巧的』
Making porn 『干上了色情电影』
Not me, I do it 'cause I fuckin' like it 『我不是，我只是因为我想干就干』
Girl-on-girl pays fifty bucks 『女同表演值五十磅』
I get double for back-door fucks 『插后门就双倍补偿』
How I got here I'll never know 『我不知道怎么会这样』
Beats Mexico and that donkey show 『在 Mexico 做着愚蠢的秀』
All these tits got me in the mood 『这一切让我心潮荡漾』
We're the ones who should be getting screwed 『我们才是最佳拍档』
Let us be your man-whores 『让我们做你的婊子』
Will someone show these assholes the door 『谁来赶走这两个蠢货？』
I found my home here 『我找到了归宿』
On this porn set 『在这色情之路』
Better hurry up or I won't stay wet 『最好快点，我不能一直流淫水』
Fuck yeah! 操他妈的！
Wow Thanks for being so cool about everything 太棒了，谢谢
I feel like I should tell you, though, 我想我该告诉你
I don't really think this is the life for me 我真的不觉得我的生活应该是这样子
You've got balls, kid 你已经有领悟了，孩子
very large balls 很大的领悟
You show that kind of confidence in real life, 你该在真实的生活中展示自信
you're gonna be fine, just fine 你会很好的，很好
All right, let's reset 好了，各就各位
Back to one 再来一次
Dude, what happened in there after we left 兄弟，我们走了以后里面怎么样了？
Yo, bro, do you know those chicks 老兄，你认识那些鸡吗？
Yeah, Mike! That's what I'm talkin' about! 耶，Mike！ 这就是我说的！
Dude, yes! 老兄，没错！
Whoa 哇
Look, Stacy 看，Stacy
I'm not sexually experienced, 我没有性经验
and I'm not some famous porn star named Gigundo-cock 我也不是重机枪那样出名的色情演员
Look, I'm just some regular kid who just wants to ask out a very 听着，我只是个很普通的小孩
very beautiful girl 想约一个非常非常漂亮的女孩
Don't call past 10:00 10:00 前打给我
My dad'll kill me 不然我爸会杀了我
Screw her for me, dude! Yes! 为了我上她，兄弟！ 没错！
Fellas, you gotta be respectful of your ladies 小子们，要善待你们的女士
Whatever you do, don't go around your boys telling them 无论如何，不要对你兄弟宣扬
all the gruesome details 那些可怕的细节
But me, on the other hand, I'm married with two kids, 但另一方面，我结婚了 还有两个孩子
I like all dirty stuff 所以我喜欢一切下流的东西
This website will go directly to me, and only me 这个网站可以直接找到我
Send me all pictures, streaming videos, letters... 把所有的照片，视频，信件都发来吧……
as bizarre as you want 你的所有不寻常的东西
I'll read them all, and masturbate all night 我会全部看完 并且用来晚上打手枪
Thank you I'm Matthew Lillard 感谢收看，我是 Matthew Lillard
She's got that kind of booty
Little mama, come here and do me
She's got that kind of booty
The type that'll drive you looney
She's got that kind of booty, pack it up and bring it to me
Smack it up, let's make a movie, she's got that kind of booty
Shake that booty, cutie, up and down and all around
That big ol' juicy brown ass, Shorty, go to town
Kick it smooth like Luther Vandy, so good, like chewing candy
In the middle of M-I-ami, come and sit down on my jammy
We can do it in a big ol' bed
Long as you give me good ol' head
Yeah, girl, that's what I said, no, girl, you don't get no bread
She's got that kind of booty
Little mama, come here and do me
She's got that kind of booty, the type that'll drive you looney
She's got that kind of booty
Pack it up and bring it to me
Smack it up, let's make a movie
She's got that kind of booty
Shorty got that fat ass
Gets 'em harder than a math class
Smilin', don't you act up, just stop and back up
Go ahead and drop that ass low, be easy movin' that slow
Nobody has to know, we in the corner, though
You sippin' champagne, I'm drinking cognac
You do that damn thing, I get to bone that
She's got that kind of booty
Little mama, come here and do me
She's got that kind of booty
The type that'll drive you looney
She's got that kind of booty
Pack it up and bring it to me
Smack it up, let's make a movie
She's got that kind of booty
Shake that booty, sh-sh-shake, shake, shake
Up and down the stripper pole, got that body all swole
You know my package, right You can stay the whole night
Lady, what you gotta do is keep me in the back of you
Nobody move you like I do, they call me Mr. Mac-a-do
They counted Tallahassee classic got 'em on my caddy
Girlie, let me be your daddy and we can both be happy
She's got that kind of booty
Little mama, come here and do me
She's got that kind of booty
The type that'll drive you looney
She's got that kind of booty
Pack it up and bring it to me
Smack it up, let's make a movie
She's got that kind of booty
My darling, the stars, they shine for you
My darling, the birds twitter for you
My darling, my heart skips a beat
Whenever I think of you
And under this moonlit sky
I pray and dream that I will be the one, will be the one
That you'll
Bend over and bang good and hard
From behind
Have me on all fours, howling at the sky
I'll give your cock a good long suck
Then you'll give me a good hard fuck
Squeeze my tits, all big and bouncy
Then spunk all over my body
I want to be your buttt-hot greasy slut
Greasy slut
Beggin' for more, for I can't get enough
Can't get enough
When I leave your tool
Used up, worn, and soggy
I won't stop then
Oh, no, no, no
I'll become your little leg-humping doggie
Let me be your dirty, fuckin' whore